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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
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Numbers are the most certain things we have.
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