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Everyone hates war, everyone says.
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for it. I've made a list of safe targets and I probably ought to stick to those. Politicians, for instance. You can say anything you want about them, and it doesn't matter how unfair you are. People seem to like it.
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I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
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I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.
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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
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I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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... all of us talk faster than we listen.
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I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
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I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.
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Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
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