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Finding the tool is often half the battle.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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