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Finding the tool is often half the battle.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
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The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.
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Person-to-person, most people are honest.
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I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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It's best to give advice in only two circumstances when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.
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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What are you thinking?. She doesn't care what you think.
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One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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