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Unfortunately, propaganda works.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Propaganda

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One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.
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Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.
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Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
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I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
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There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
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We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.
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Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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