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Numbers are the most certain things we have.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
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You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
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Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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I like animals who trust people.
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Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
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The last birthday that's any good is 23.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty.
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If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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