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In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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New York
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My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
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Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
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I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who wants this? Not me.
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
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