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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
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I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What are you thinking?. She doesn't care what you think.
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I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
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I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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