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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
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New York
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I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.
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It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
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You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
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I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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