Quote

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Andy Rooney

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
Andrew Aitken Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken Rooney
Travel
Lasts
Last
Hate
Suitcase
Suitcases
Airplane

More quotes by Andy Rooney

Image
If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.
Andy Rooney
Image
Numbers are the most certain things we have.
Andy Rooney
Image
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
Andy Rooney
Image
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
Andy Rooney
Image
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Andy Rooney
Image
We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
Andy Rooney
Image
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
Image
I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
Andy Rooney
Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
Andy Rooney
Image
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
Andy Rooney
Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.
Andy Rooney
Image
Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
Andy Rooney
Image
By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
Andy Rooney
Image
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
Image
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.
Andy Rooney
Image
I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who wants this? Not me.
Andy Rooney
Image
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Andy Rooney
Image
I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.
Andy Rooney
Image
Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it.
Andy Rooney
Image
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
Andy Rooney