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I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.
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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
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I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
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Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
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