Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
Andy Rooney
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
Andrew Aitken Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken Rooney
Pleasant
Twenties
Hurt
Doesn
Time
Love
More quotes by Andy Rooney
Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
Andy Rooney
Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, Could you throw this away for me?
Andy Rooney
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Andy Rooney
I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.
Andy Rooney
I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.
Andy Rooney
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.
Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
Andy Rooney
I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.
Andy Rooney
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.
Andy Rooney
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
Andy Rooney
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
Andy Rooney
I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
Andy Rooney
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
Andy Rooney
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
Andy Rooney
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
Andy Rooney
Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
Andy Rooney
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
Andy Rooney
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
Andy Rooney
Being kind is more important than being right.
Andy Rooney
I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
Andy Rooney
