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The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.
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Finding the tool is often half the battle.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
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I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
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No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
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I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
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Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading Confused.
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I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.
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