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I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What are you thinking?. She doesn't care what you think.
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We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
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Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
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The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.
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I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.
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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
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