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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
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New York
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
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We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
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Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.
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I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let the day go by without making an offering, whether you mean it or not. Money exceeds affection.
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In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
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I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.
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