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I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.
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There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for it. I've made a list of safe targets and I probably ought to stick to those. Politicians, for instance. You can say anything you want about them, and it doesn't matter how unfair you are. People seem to like it.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.
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I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
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Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, Could you throw this away for me?
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Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
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I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
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