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I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
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If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.
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Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.
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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty.
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You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
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Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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Don't keep saying, I don't know where the time goes. It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
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Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
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I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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