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I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
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Person-to-person, most people are honest.
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Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
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Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading Confused.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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