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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who wants this? Not me.
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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
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Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading Confused.
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
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One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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