Quote

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

Andy Rooney

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
Andrew Aitken Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken Rooney
Learned
Shows
Love

More quotes by Andy Rooney

Image
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
Image
I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.
Andy Rooney
Image
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
Andy Rooney
Image
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
Andy Rooney
Image
Every one starts out being an atheist.
Andy Rooney
Image
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.
Andy Rooney
Image
Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.
Andy Rooney
Image
I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
Andy Rooney
Image
I like animals who trust people.
Andy Rooney
Image
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
Andy Rooney
Image
I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
Andy Rooney
Image
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, Things aren't as good as they used to be. But it's hard not to.
Andy Rooney
Image
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
Andy Rooney
Image
Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.
Andy Rooney
Image
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
Andy Rooney
Image
People like to say, You're only as old as you feel, but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
Andy Rooney
Image
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney
Image
I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?
Andy Rooney
Image
American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
Andy Rooney
Image
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
Andy Rooney