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I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, Married! and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
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I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
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I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.
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Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
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There are sixteen cans of coffee here together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?
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It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
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