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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading Confused.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
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I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
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I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.
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Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.
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I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.
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I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.
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Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.
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We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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