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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
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I like animals who trust people.
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I just wish insignificance had more stature.
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I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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Don't keep saying, I don't know where the time goes. It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who wants this? Not me.
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I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
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When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.
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No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
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Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
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My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
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One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.
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The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
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