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Every one starts out being an atheist.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
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I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.
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I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Don't keep saying, I don't know where the time goes. It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
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No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
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I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
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I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
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