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Every one starts out being an atheist.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
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I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
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When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, Things aren't as good as they used to be. But it's hard not to.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got.
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I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
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Numbers are the most certain things we have.
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I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.
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There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
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I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.
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Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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