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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
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War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What are you thinking?. She doesn't care what you think.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
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