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I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
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Albany
New York
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When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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Finding the tool is often half the battle.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.
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I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
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I mean, the notion that we must love everything in this country or get out and go someplace else is ridiculous. I mean, if you -- the best thing a patriotic American can do is to look and be critical and find out what's wrong and try to make it better. That's what a patriotic American does.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
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