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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
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You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
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I like animals who trust people.
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I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
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I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More
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In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
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