Quote

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

Andy Rooney

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
Journalist
Screenwriter
War Correspondent
Writer
Albany
New York
Andrew Aitken Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken Rooney
Caught
Eating
Real
Would
Men

More quotes by Andy Rooney

Image
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
Andy Rooney
Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
Andy Rooney
Image
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Andy Rooney
Image
I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.
Andy Rooney
Image
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
Andy Rooney
Image
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Andy Rooney
Image
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.
Andy Rooney
Image
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.
Andy Rooney
Image
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
Andy Rooney
Image
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!
Andy Rooney
Image
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, Things aren't as good as they used to be. But it's hard not to.
Andy Rooney
Image
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Andy Rooney
Image
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy Rooney
Image
Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
Andy Rooney
Image
I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
Andy Rooney
Image
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Andy Rooney
Image
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
Andy Rooney
Image
One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.
Andy Rooney
Image
If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.
Andy Rooney
Image
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
Andy Rooney