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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
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New York
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
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I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
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A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
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If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable
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If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.
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American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
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Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
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One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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