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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

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Andy Rooney
Age: 92 †
Born: 1919
Born: January 14
Died: 2011
Died: November 4
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I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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... all of us talk faster than we listen.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
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