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Andy Richter
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Andy Richter
Age: 57
Born: 1966
Born: October 28
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Grand Rapids
Michigan
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My ability to notice that kind of thing, the sanctity of the bubble that you create, has not been so good in a way, in that I notice it concurrently with actually doing the thing. I always notice it in retrospect.
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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
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Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.
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The people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
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It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
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I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.
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But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.
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I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
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I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, Well, who else is going to do it? The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
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At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
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Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.
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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
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I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.
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I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.
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Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
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One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.
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I don't waste a lot of time on profound embarrassment. I have always been somewhat the same person. I can think of maybe particular items of clothing that I think, Oh God, I used to wear that? But nothing serious. It's not like for a while I became some sort of goth wannabe. I've always pretty much been me.
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