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I'm not that professional.

Andy Richter

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Andy Richter
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: October 28
Actor
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Grand Rapids
Michigan
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No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!
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It is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare. Usually people don't cook for their own parties, and they don't buy their own gifts. There are people that do that, and that is a special thing. Those kind of little human touches are nice.
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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
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I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
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I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.
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I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
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If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
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I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.
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Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
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Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.
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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
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If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
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I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, Well, who else is going to do it? The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
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I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.
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It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
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Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.
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Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
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Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.
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