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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
Andy Richter
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Andy Richter
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: October 28
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Film Actor
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Grand Rapids
Michigan
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I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.
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I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.
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Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in my life. We used to punch each other, but that was little kid punching. You're too scared to hit anybody really.
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Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.
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I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, Well, who else is going to do it? The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
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Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
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It is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare. Usually people don't cook for their own parties, and they don't buy their own gifts. There are people that do that, and that is a special thing. Those kind of little human touches are nice.
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Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.
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If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
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I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.
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I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.
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The people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
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I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
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Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
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Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.
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It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
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