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I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

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Andy Kindler
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Jobs
Character
Like
Slipping
Constant
Acting

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