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Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.

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Andy Kindler
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
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Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
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Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!
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I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory.
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