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There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

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Andy Kindler
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
Comedian
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New York City
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If I don't believe in Jesus, maybe I don't believe in Hell. Did you ever think of that? You're so excited about it, why don't you go to Hell? It's your concept you invented it.
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