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I never told a joke in my life.

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Andy Kaufman
Age: 35 †
Born: 1949
Born: January 17
Died: 1984
Died: May 16
Comedian
Dancer
Film Actor
Film Producer
Professional Wrestler
Screenwriter
Showman
Singer
Television Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman
Andrew G. Kaufman
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I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
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The critics try to intellectualize my material. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is straight, for people of all ages.
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What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
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That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good causes and bring some music to the valley.
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When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
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If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.
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We're hoping that this will also be the key to starting community events in a place where the whole community can come together. We've been working with the town on the total renovation.
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Theres no drama like wrestling.
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While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
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My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didnt think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?
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As they say in my country, the only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual.
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There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
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Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.
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I see the world as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously
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