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I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

Andy Dick

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Andy Dick
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 21
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Playwright
Stage Actor
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Charleston
South Carolina
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