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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

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Andy Dick
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 21
Actor
Comedian
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Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Playwright
Stage Actor
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Charleston
South Carolina
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Anymore
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