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I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to watch TV to find funny stuff. I just watch the commercials. I mean, the commercials just blew my mind.

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Andy Andrews
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: May 22
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Motivational Speaker
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We're not trying to raise good kids. We're trying to raise kids who become great adults. That's a very different thing. We all know parents who had kids that when they turned 18 left the house and went nuts.
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Adversity builds muscle. Adversity creates strength. Adversity, it turns out, is preparation for success.
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I was not called to be a preacher. I am a speaker who is a Christian. I'm not a Christian speaker.
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Curiously, a principle affects your life whether you are aware of it or not. For instance, the principle of gravity was working long before the apple ever fell on Newton's head. But once it did, and he understood it, then we as a society were free to harness this principle to create, among other things, airline flight.
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When people have something proven to them, and they see that it really benefits them, they don't have to be looking for a change or be at rock bottom. When they see something proven that is of benefit to them, they'll turn around 180 degrees and never look back.
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The words It's not my fault! should never again come from your mouth. The words It's not my fault! have been symbolically written on the gravestones of unsuccessful people ever since Eve took her first bite of the apple.
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After all, the seeds of depression cannot take root in a grateful heart.
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Are you smiling when you talk? Try it today, and I guarantee you will notice a difference in your life.
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While public opinion might sway back and forth, right and wrong do not.
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When I choose to smile I become the master of my emotions.
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I'm not saying don't do the work you got, but instead of this two hours of watching TV at the hotel lobby or this three hours of sitting under the pier and reading comic books or worrying about what you're doing ... what value do you have? Can you read? There are people out there who can't read - go read to them.
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Do battle with the challenges of your present, and you will unlock the prizes of your future.
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Poor is the man whose future depends on the opinions and permission of others. Remember this, if you are afraid of criticism, you will die doing nothing!
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We begin to forgive by choosing to forgive . . . by deciding, not by feeling. Our feelings don't lead us to forgive. Most times, our feelings lead us the other way. That's why a person has to decide to forgive first. Our feelings always follow along behind our decisions.
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Life itself is a privilege, but to live life to the fullest- well, that is a choice.
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Everybody wants to make a difference, but nobody wants to be different. And you simply cannot have one without the other.
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You have chosen the pathway to your present destination. The responsibility for your situation is yours.
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There are no hopeless situations, sweetheart, only people who have grown hopeless about them. You still have choices you can make.
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I tell people that I'm not necessarily any good, it's just that there is nobody like me. I just promise you will not be bored.
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