If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doesn't mean it's not the work of Satan.

Werewolf is a simple game for a large group of people (seven or more.) It requires no equipment besides some bits of paper you can play it just sitting in a circle. I’d call it a party game, except that it’s a game of accusations, lying, bluffing, second-guessing, assassination, and mob hysteria.

It's not virtual reality until you can be tortured to death in it.

I believe there's something in the Bible about 'Thou shalt not call anyone insane who owns and is competent with more firearms than you own sharp sticks.'

If you already know what recursion is, just remember the answer. Otherwise, find someone who is standing closer to Douglas Hofstadter than you are then ask him or her what recursion is.