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Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.
Andrew Dice Clay
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Andrew Dice Clay
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: September 29
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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.
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People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
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