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I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

Andrew Dice Clay

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Andrew Dice Clay
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: September 29
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Always
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