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I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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