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I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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