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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
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I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained.
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
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