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I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Endicott
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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