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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
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I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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I live in the moment.
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I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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I'm very domestic I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
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I like to be the one in charge of everything.
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I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.
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That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.
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I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.
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