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Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I love depressing movies and depressing books.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
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Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.
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I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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