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If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.

Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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