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Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

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Amy Sedaris
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: March 29
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Amy Louise Sedaris
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.
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You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
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I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.
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I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.
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I'm not a first-place person.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
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When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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